No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of. - "Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction."

Ah so.

I finished Skinny Dip, omg Carl Hiaasen is one funny motherfucker.  I love anything he writes.  Half witalicious comedy and half ecoterrorist.  I think given the correct conditions I could be an ecoterrorist.  Speaking of ...well this is off-topic as usal...anyway...Penny is back from the Doc.  She is a fixed puppy butt! So now she can bump and grind all she desires.  She's beyond fine, just sleepy.  And she's really tired so her ears are down.  God that dog is such a cute baby.    Speaking of bumping and grinding...it's Mattie time soon.  I don't need to paint you a picture I don't suppose...but don't rule out that possibility ;^)!

I meant to write about this totally cute little boy that I encountered the other day.  I was sitting here and he comes up and asks me to change the channel in the ER waiting room to animal planet so I'm of course interested in any 8 y/o that likes that jazz.  I sit out there and we talk about the dog show and he effortlessly rattles off random trivia about whippets and i think sheepdogs.  Anyway I had to come back in here in work eventually so he comes in here and plops down about  9 minutes later and says we need to have a meeting.  So I said oh do we and he assures me yes.  So he says in a smooth way...The winterfresh gum is 55c and I don't have it.  And I was trying not to laugh my balls off at the kid and said So? And he's like wellllllll I figured you did have it.  So I gave it to him and then laughed till it was unhealthy to.  I love how blunt kids are, it's really admirable I feel.  When I was little I was the same way, except I just accepted being frank as the thing to do (I have since became Shanna ahahahaha) instead of realizing I'm being an ass now.  Ah well.

Matt's on the phone byyyyyyee